Drama unfolded yesterday when a second-year student reportedly entered the university library for “a quick 15-minute revision” but was not seen again until six hours later.
The student later stated:
“I don't know what happened. I sat down, blinked once, and suddenly it was dark outside.”
According to fellow witnesses, the infamous Seat 42B—known among students as “The Productivity Trap”—may be responsible. Rumours say the chair has a mysterious ability to keep students glued until at least three assignments are done.
Librarians are now putting warning signs around the area:
CAUTION:
This chair may cause unwanted productivity, accidental assignment completion, and existential questioning.
Several students are planning to “test” the chair today, despite warnings. One student was heard saying:
“If it can make me finish my 2,000-word report, I’m willing to take the risk.”